no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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