Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
