Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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