He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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