Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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