I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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