It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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