She said her name was "party"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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