So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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