this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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