It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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