so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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