Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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