if i died would you start the facebook group?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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