She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
