weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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