yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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