would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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