I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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