Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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