it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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