I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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