when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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