I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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