There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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