got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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