K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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