wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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