Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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