I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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