5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I feel great
I just peed on a car
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
