Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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