there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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