I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
