i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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