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i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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