No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
