suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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