Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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