Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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