so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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