everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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