Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I love black thongs
You're so nebulous sometimes
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
