Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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