I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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