Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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