Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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