We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
We won't sleep together?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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