I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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