Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
