can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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