If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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