i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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